Gift Registry

Our album, We Do, will be available for trade in exchange for any of the items on this list.

3x boxes of Lilets tampons(varying sizes)/sanitary pads

1x original piece of art (it can’t be shit and we’ll decide if it’s shit or not)

1x new blanket (for donation so don’t be an asshole)

1x bottle Jagermeister

1x bottle Jamesons

2x bottles fine white wine

1x tequila gold

1x box of tinned food to the value of R100-R200 (we want to see the slip)

1x quality vinyl album

1x car wash (of all three of our cars, at the show)

1x old instruments that can be donated

1x your services, as in, hacker, plumber, electrician, mechanic, pharmacist, filmmaker, editor, sound guy, you get the picture.

1x Ernie Ball Hybrid guitar strings (the red packet)/Fender Precision bass strings/Vater Manhattan drum sticks (7A)

3x pairs of new socks (all styles welcome)

1x decent + new jack to jack instrument cable

1x Ford Cortina (this trade comes with super special surprise feature)

3x reasonably sized bags of wasabi nuts

1x guitar effect pedal

1x large bag of dog food/6 tins of dog food (something you’d be ok with eating if there was an apocalypse and food was scarce)

1x large bag cat food with some tinned food

1x large bottle of nice olive oil

1x picnic basket with a selection of tasty snacks

1x something that will make us go, ‘oh, no way”

1x 3 high quality vibrators (hygienic packing intact, include batteries if necessary)

1x airtime to the value of R100-200 (Vodacom)

1x chess set (definitely not a mini magnet one)

DROP US A COMMENT IF YOU FEEL LIKE THERE IS SOMETHING WE SHOULD ADD TO THIS LIST

13 comments

  • Michael James van Niekerk October 31, 2016

    Im a pharmacist. How are we gonna make this work?

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    • Anonymous April 13, 2017

      Ha ha! ;-D

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  • Cortina Whiplash October 31, 2016

    Hi Michael, where are you based? I’m sure we can figure something out. Like can you get us discount rates on anything? Or can you bypass the need for a prescription for the good stuff? 😛

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    • Anonymous November 1, 2016

      LOL! I want in on this if he can get the good stuff! 😉

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  • Paloma November 1, 2016

    Three arrowheads made from a Black label beer bottel

    A seafood paella for 6 persons made by the best paella maker in Gauteng Province (at the moment)

    A table tennis court (transportable for Cortina Tours)

    Tres abrazos

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    • Anonymous November 1, 2016

      Fair trade!

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  • Anonymous November 1, 2016

    Hey Ladies! I’m happy to barter quite a few items on your list! How do we do this or did I not read properly?

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    • Cortina Whiplash November 2, 2016

      That’s great news anonymous person posting this. Especially the fact that you’re willing to donate more than one item. We strongly encourage people to donate as much as they feel comfortable with. We’ll even accept money if we must.

      The procedure is as follows: The album is set for release early next year. We will be launching it with shows in most parts of SA and the trade will happen mostly at our gigs.

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  • Mark du Preez April 13, 2017

    One pair of dirty “oh, no way” underwear on their way!

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    • Anonymous April 13, 2017

      haha wrong kind of ‘oh, no way!” more like dirty undies with a skidmark in the shape of Dr. Oz

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  • I’m coming as a SUPA hero… guess which one! Oh no way!!!

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